Things I would like to do if I were a Dog

July 11, 2006

• I would examine ten different "potty" locations before I choose which one to use. If it is raining, and my master is waiting outside for me to go, I would double the number.
• Even though I know I am not supposed to chew on shoelaces, I would try every now and then to see if the rules have changed.
• I would play a game with my master where my master throws a ball and I run off with it to play by myself.
• I would beg to sit on my master's lap but when I get there, I would immediately want down.
• I would bark as my master is filling my dinner bowl as if it makes him pour the food faster.
• When my master is not looking, I would act like a cat.

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